Mein Jis Ke Pyar Mein

Mein jis ke pyar mein duniya se maavra hoon,
wo mujh se juda hai mein us se juda hoon,
mein aisa kismet ka mara banda e Khuda hoon,
jo mehboob se door reh kar bhi jee raha hoon,
yaar bichar gaya main kirchion mein bikhar gaya,
kisi se nahi gila apne muqadar se khafa hoon,
usey meri khabar lene ki fursat nahi hai,
mein jis sitamghr ke ishq mein mubtala hoon..!!

 

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Short Santa Jokes Collection

Driver: Poora Petrol Khatam Ho Gayi Hai. Ab Aage Nahi Bad Sakte.
Santa: Teek Hai, Gaadi Reverse Lo Aur Ghar Vaapas Chalo

Santa: Tumhe Kyu Arrest Kiya Gayaa Hai?
Banta: Maine 50 Rupaye Ka Chillar Diya. Isliye.
Santa: Usme Kya Galti Hai?
Banta: Maine Chillar Mein Do 25 Rupaye Ka Note Diyaa Tha..

Santa: “Impossible” Shabd Mere Dictionary Mein Nahi Hai
Banta: Arey Yaar, Ab Bataake Kyaa Faayda. Dictionary Lete Samay Check Kar Lenaa Thaa Na..

Examiner Santa Se: Yeh Kya Hai? Tumne Khaali Paper Kyu Diye Ho?
Santa: Kyunki Neatness Ke Liye 5 Marks Hai, Isliye…

Santa: Maine Apni Shaadi Kaa Aamantran Patra Bejaa Thaa Na? Kyu Nahi Aaya?
Banta: Lekin Mujhe Koi Patra Nahi Milaa..
Santa: Arey Yaar, Maine Usme Likha Thaa Na. Patra Nahi Milaa To Bhi, Zaroor Aane Ke Liye!!!

 

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